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I think my entire world is about to fall apart.

I think my life is about to be destroyed and my blog with it.

I just have this really bad feeling.

I'm scared.

I should be.

Feminism and the Model Woman

Why oh why don't men any longer want to be husbands? Why oh why don't women want to be wives?

It's the natural order of things. Man goes out to work, brings home the bacon, she stays out home, shops for groceries, does the laundry in the twin tubs, reads Peter and Jane stories to the children, bakes cakes and gets housekeeping money from him.

Maybe works two mornings a week book keeping for a local draper's shop.

This is what makes women happy. And yet they turn their back on it to seek careers! Women lawyers, women teachers, women bankers- they'll be having women politicians, and women writers next!

It's not natural. It didn't happen in the days of Queen Victoria. Or the reign of Good Queen Bess. Golden ages when women knew their place!

Where did it all go wrong? Well, we need to go back to the start.

Obviously, in the begining, woman was just a rib. A bone, dangling away in Adam's ribcage. Then Adam ran out of things to do so God turned the rib into Eve. Now, things were fine to begin with. Eve the rib picked fruit for Adam and fed the giraffes and the wilderbeast and was a good wive.

Then along came that Evil Marxist Feminist Gay serpent. A serpent, you see? A trouser snake. Eat the apple, he said. Of course, Eve ate the apple. And then she made Adam eat it and Adam turned into a big gay homo. God was so angry he threw them out of Eden. But he gave them good advice. Men were to do the work and women push out the babies. And serpents were just to slither around.

Things went from bad to worse. Because the slithery serpent was busy. Whilst Adam was tilling and Eve was pushing out babies and Cain was killing and Abel getting killed and Tubal Cain was being a craftsman and Nimrod a mighty hunter and Methusaleh living a long time and all that, the serpent was busy founding the Illuminati and inventing Marxism.

But women still knew their place. They carried water from wells and things and men bought them and sold them as possessions and Jacob worked for two of them as wages. They were all good. Except that Potiphar's wife. She was a feminist, you see.

It all went wrong with those Romans. And the Egyptians. All those women like Cleopatra and Messalina, strong powerful women, with strong libidos, seduced by the serpent.

But things went on. The rot was slow until recently. But then we had all these Illuminati feminist women; Mary Wollestanecroft, George Elliot, Marie Curie, things went from bad to worse as these women got ideas above themselves and left the kitchen to do men's work.

And then they got the vote. I mean what does a woman want with a vote? It's this pernicious idea that equality means women having the same rights. They don't need rights! They have men to look after them. Men to be their knights in shining armour.

It's this ridiculous idea that women are responsible for their own actions. Ultimately, think of the phrase 'Women and children first'. Women are never adults like men are, they are like children, to be protected.

What sort of man would refuse to be a knight in shining armour to a woman? What kind of man is content to go through his life without giving half his wage to a woman so she can enjoy the life a woman is meant to have, watching Neighbours and Home and Away all day. Why does a woman need a degree when she has the pleasures of Australian soaps to keep her occupied between the daily five minutes it takes in modern times to do housework and collecting the children from school? This idea there is no fulfillment in staying at home is a lie! Just ask any long term unemployed person. Whoops, sorry, I forget, I actually hate benefit scroungers. But they sponge off the state so that's different.

It's so sad all those poor women are forced into seeking equal power and achievement in a world their brains are too small to understand. We should seek to protect them and keep them safe. Isn't it a sad sight seeing a woman in trousers?

Want to see one on a bicycle?

Or a bench?

What does all this cause? It causes the men to hate women. And it's the fault of these Lizard women like Caroline Flint who have lost their femininity thus causing men to see women as the enemy. It's because of these women so many men are gay.

Where, oh where are the real gentlemen these days? The men who are men enough to find a true, un-feminazified woman and pledge to be her knight in shining armour?

Men like me, I only hang round with REAL ladies. You won't catch me anywhere near any loud, gobby, opinionated, domineering women, oh no.

You won't catch any woman forcing ME into a pinny. Oh no.

Big hard manly man me.

I wore the trousers in both my marriages. All the time. Well, except when my wives were darning them. I knew my wives wanted to stay at home and be housewives. I always made all the decisions. That's why both my marriages worked. Well, till I got divorced. Twice. So you see, I know a lot about women. I've been really successful with them in my life. Over the last forty years I must have been to bed with oh, almost FIFTEEN of them!

I just wish the young women of today would stop being such slappers, stop drinking out of pint glasses, stop wearing trousers, stop getting tatoos and behaving like men. It doesn't earn them the respect of me, oh no. Not does dressing slutty and sleeping around. In fact, women who sleep around are victims. Misled by the poisonous feminists and cynical men who are corrupting them. Each time a woman has a new sexual partner her vagina gets more polluted and this pollution permanently enters her soul and stains it forever. Why aren't women taught this?

Because THEM want them all dirty and corrupt, sex slaves to the new gay Marxist ASBO feral youths who don't want to be husbands.

Give me a model woman of the old school any day! Seen and not heard, hourglass figure, nifty with a duster and knows nothing about boy's things like politics. A sweet, pure, sexually chaste woman who never says boo to a goose and knows her place.

Give me such a woman and I'll be her Knight in Shining Armour.

A nice quiet, polite, well spoken woman who would never swear in public and is a fine upstanding example of what a lady used to be in the days before feminism.

I'll not be a hypocrite and defend any woman who doesn't fit that bill!

Illuminati Grand Master Controls Ed Milliband Using Satanist Voodoo Powers to Turn all Children into Homosexuals

Why should anyone be surprised by Alistair Darling resigning from the shadow cabinet to be replaced by Ed Balls?

In spite of all the evidence the general public just don't see the hidden message. Alistair the darling, (really a reincarnated Aleister Crowley)  the darling of Satan is returning to 'his family', meaning he is returning to the Bilderburger groups secret Illuminati base hidden under an Antartcic ice plateau, to be re-programmed for the next phase in the global plan to secretly unleash an army of homosexuals into our primary school system to turn all children into homosexuals.

Ed Balls is code. Don't you see? By a secret rite of mind control, Ed Milliband was castrated in a Satanic Illuminati rite by Tony Blair and his testicles given to the Comte de Saint Germain, who for two thousand years has been behind the Templars, the Rosicrucians, the French Revolution, the Charleston, the Sex Pistols and Paris Hilton. As a sign of his new power, he took the name of 'Ed's Balls', the symbol of his ruling the Freemason's hidden army.

Why oh why can't people see? Women have no testicles. It's a proven fact. They don't. Why won't you believe me? Not only that, they can't piss standing up. This is because they only stand up when hoovering, washing up or cooking. They sit down to piss, because then they can sew whilst on the toilet. But they don't piss standing up like men do because men go out to work which is why this piss standing up.

Why can't the feminists accept this? Women have no testicles because they get in the way of dusting whereas men need kahunas to give them ballast in board meetings and playing rugby.

And these gays. Can't you see it's not normal? They're not really attracted to men, no one can be. I should know. I'm a man and I'm not attracted to men. Can't you see the hidden agenda? Sex up the bum. By men. Can't you see it?

This is the secret agenda behind Islam and the Kabbalah and Madam Blavatsky. Botty sex. The purpose? Because the bum is the portal to Hell. Putting your penis in a bumhole is communing with Satan.

But the truth is out there. It's all here.This Cameron-Clegg coalition with it's cuts is just a ruse to destroy families so the liberal Greenpeace agenda can create fears of global warming and then people will be misled into seeing the EU as the solution, not realising that this was part of the agenda set by Charlemagne, an Illuminati high priest in league with the Pope and the real aim is simple; botty sex.

And then Ed Milliband will come as the New Messiah whilst Ed of the Balls controls him by voodoo and re-establishes the Roman Empire, using Feminists and the Gays and the Muslims to enslave us all and force us all to have botty sex whilst Tony Blair is crowned with the diadem of the scarlet whore of Babylon and becomes Pope. It's all here. And here.

And has anyone read the Guardian? They hide the fact they used to be the Manchester Guardian, as in Man Chester, as in, they want to cut off men's chesters and force us all to have botty sex.

Read this piece. Can you not see the hidden Satanic Illuminati messages?

What people need to know is right now, the Coven of Thirteen, the thirteen witches pledged to serve the coming Antichrist are engaged in ancient rites to conquer the world with pornography and make women supreme over men and make men have bum sex.
I know who these thirteen are. They are Germaine Greer, Polly Toynbee, Caroline Flint, Paris Hilton, Hilary Clinton, Segolene Royale, Ms Smack, Julia Gillard, Beyonce, Jane Fonda, Cheryl Cole, Lady Gaga and the Christmas Tree Fairy.

All the evidence is there. It's all just a plot to get women to enjoy sex. Only men are meant to enjoy sex. Unless of course, it's botty sex.

And have you seen this latest film? Love and other Drugs? Can't you see? It's all propaganda from the left. And Anne Hathaway. She takes her name from Shakespeare's wife, Shakespeare whose plays were Rosicrucian propaganda written by Christopher Marlowe, a hidden master of the Illuminati. Shakespeare is an anglicisation of 'Shaka Spiro' an ancient hebrew name for botty sex. Queen Elizabeth wasn't even a woman, she was a man in a dress who liked botty sex.

But at least she was human. The last human king was James II. The Glorious Revolution wasn't glorious, because that's when the Lizard Kings gained the throne and set up the CFR and began turning the proud yeoman and buxom ladies of Marry Old England into gays and feminists.

All as planned over two thousand years ago by Alexander the Great, the prophet of botty sex in league with Aristotle, the founder of the Illuminati and the Bilderburg Group.

The evidence is overwhelming and yet these politically correct Greenpeace feminist liberal agents of Common Purpose brainwash people with sex and drugs and no one can see the truth.

Except me.

So when you go to Macdonalds next and they say 'Would you like that Medium or Large, sir?' have a think about what is being said here. Think about the hidden agenda behind what is being implied. Why do you think they don't serve mayonnaise in Macdonalds any more? They want you to opt for MEDIUM as in, get in touch with Mediums and use Ouja boards to commune with the Coven of Thirteen and Ed Balls to become part of the gay feminist army or, go LARGE which is Illuminati code for taking part in an Illuminati sex orgy by midnight where goats and children are sacrificed to Baphomet.

THEM THEM THEM

And that is the real reason Alistair Darling has left the cabinet of shadows to be replaced by Ed Balls.