Illuminati Grand Master Controls Ed Milliband Using Satanist Voodoo Powers to Turn all Children into Homosexuals

Why should anyone be surprised by Alistair Darling resigning from the shadow cabinet to be replaced by Ed Balls?

In spite of all the evidence the general public just don't see the hidden message. Alistair the darling, (really a reincarnated Aleister Crowley)  the darling of Satan is returning to 'his family', meaning he is returning to the Bilderburger groups secret Illuminati base hidden under an Antartcic ice plateau, to be re-programmed for the next phase in the global plan to secretly unleash an army of homosexuals into our primary school system to turn all children into homosexuals.

Ed Balls is code. Don't you see? By a secret rite of mind control, Ed Milliband was castrated in a Satanic Illuminati rite by Tony Blair and his testicles given to the Comte de Saint Germain, who for two thousand years has been behind the Templars, the Rosicrucians, the French Revolution, the Charleston, the Sex Pistols and Paris Hilton. As a sign of his new power, he took the name of 'Ed's Balls', the symbol of his ruling the Freemason's hidden army.

Why oh why can't people see? Women have no testicles. It's a proven fact. They don't. Why won't you believe me? Not only that, they can't piss standing up. This is because they only stand up when hoovering, washing up or cooking. They sit down to piss, because then they can sew whilst on the toilet. But they don't piss standing up like men do because men go out to work which is why this piss standing up.

Why can't the feminists accept this? Women have no testicles because they get in the way of dusting whereas men need kahunas to give them ballast in board meetings and playing rugby.

And these gays. Can't you see it's not normal? They're not really attracted to men, no one can be. I should know. I'm a man and I'm not attracted to men. Can't you see the hidden agenda? Sex up the bum. By men. Can't you see it?

This is the secret agenda behind Islam and the Kabbalah and Madam Blavatsky. Botty sex. The purpose? Because the bum is the portal to Hell. Putting your penis in a bumhole is communing with Satan.

But the truth is out there. It's all here.This Cameron-Clegg coalition with it's cuts is just a ruse to destroy families so the liberal Greenpeace agenda can create fears of global warming and then people will be misled into seeing the EU as the solution, not realising that this was part of the agenda set by Charlemagne, an Illuminati high priest in league with the Pope and the real aim is simple; botty sex.

And then Ed Milliband will come as the New Messiah whilst Ed of the Balls controls him by voodoo and re-establishes the Roman Empire, using Feminists and the Gays and the Muslims to enslave us all and force us all to have botty sex whilst Tony Blair is crowned with the diadem of the scarlet whore of Babylon and becomes Pope. It's all here. And here.

And has anyone read the Guardian? They hide the fact they used to be the Manchester Guardian, as in Man Chester, as in, they want to cut off men's chesters and force us all to have botty sex.

Read this piece. Can you not see the hidden Satanic Illuminati messages?

What people need to know is right now, the Coven of Thirteen, the thirteen witches pledged to serve the coming Antichrist are engaged in ancient rites to conquer the world with pornography and make women supreme over men and make men have bum sex.
I know who these thirteen are. They are Germaine Greer, Polly Toynbee, Caroline Flint, Paris Hilton, Hilary Clinton, Segolene Royale, Ms Smack, Julia Gillard, Beyonce, Jane Fonda, Cheryl Cole, Lady Gaga and the Christmas Tree Fairy.

All the evidence is there. It's all just a plot to get women to enjoy sex. Only men are meant to enjoy sex. Unless of course, it's botty sex.

And have you seen this latest film? Love and other Drugs? Can't you see? It's all propaganda from the left. And Anne Hathaway. She takes her name from Shakespeare's wife, Shakespeare whose plays were Rosicrucian propaganda written by Christopher Marlowe, a hidden master of the Illuminati. Shakespeare is an anglicisation of 'Shaka Spiro' an ancient hebrew name for botty sex. Queen Elizabeth wasn't even a woman, she was a man in a dress who liked botty sex.

But at least she was human. The last human king was James II. The Glorious Revolution wasn't glorious, because that's when the Lizard Kings gained the throne and set up the CFR and began turning the proud yeoman and buxom ladies of Marry Old England into gays and feminists.

All as planned over two thousand years ago by Alexander the Great, the prophet of botty sex in league with Aristotle, the founder of the Illuminati and the Bilderburg Group.

The evidence is overwhelming and yet these politically correct Greenpeace feminist liberal agents of Common Purpose brainwash people with sex and drugs and no one can see the truth.

Except me.

So when you go to Macdonalds next and they say 'Would you like that Medium or Large, sir?' have a think about what is being said here. Think about the hidden agenda behind what is being implied. Why do you think they don't serve mayonnaise in Macdonalds any more? They want you to opt for MEDIUM as in, get in touch with Mediums and use Ouja boards to commune with the Coven of Thirteen and Ed Balls to become part of the gay feminist army or, go LARGE which is Illuminati code for taking part in an Illuminati sex orgy by midnight where goats and children are sacrificed to Baphomet.

THEM THEM THEM

And that is the real reason Alistair Darling has left the cabinet of shadows to be replaced by Ed Balls.